Arrivals

The floor creaks and the walls are bend, but it will do just fine.
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Yes I know the roof leaks. Details, stop bothering me with that.
It won't get any better whining about it, so why don't you get out to the town and see if you can find somekind of repairman?
And while you're at it, ask the neighbours around for a cup of tea.
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What do you mean "we have no neighbours", what about that nice old man we just saw outside?
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No ofcourse you haven't seen him, you should stop staring at your feet while we're walking!
Here, have this portrait I just made and see if you can find him.

'nice old man'

Aah, now that that halfwit is off, let's make ourselves at home.

This place will make a perfect post office. But first, tea..

Lets put the kettle on.